Kingdom of Loathing Names and Clans

Seal Clubber - LaFlarge of the Mastodon Munchers Clan
Turtle Tamer - Chelloni of the cricket Chompers Clan
Pastamancer - Anchovia of the Linguini Ladies Clan
Sauceror -  Froborscht of the Spätzle Specialists Clan
Disco Bandit - Rhinostone Jane of the Boogie Board Clan
Accordion Thief - Raoul de Fuego of the Arrrriba Locos Clan